Life can't be taken too seriously! Poly people know how to poke fun at ourselves too (but sometimes we also like poking fun at the monogamous). These shirts are just silly and fun with a non-monogamous message.

Two Girlfriends T-Shirt - "My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two girlfriends". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Two Girlfriends Spaghetti Tank Top - "My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two girlfriends". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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Two Boyfriends T-Shirt - "My boyfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two boyfriends". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Two Boyfriends Spaghetti Tank - "My boyfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two boyfriends". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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Boyfriend / Girlfriend T-Shirt "My boyfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have a girlfriend too". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Boyfriend / Girlfriend Spaghetti Tank "My boyfriend said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have a girlfriend too". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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Husband / Boyfriend T-Shirt "My husband said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have a boyfriend too". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Husband / Boyfriend Spaghetti Tank "My husband said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have a boyfriend too". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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Wife / Girlfriend T-Shirt "My wife said I need to be more affectionate, so now I have a girlfriend too". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Kiss Your Wife T-Shirt - "Hold My Beer While I Kiss Your Wife". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Variety T-Shirt - "Variety is the spice of life. Spice is the variety of wife". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Want In Life T-Shirt - "The only thing I want in life is for my wife & girlfriend to get along". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I Taught Your Boyfriend T-Shirt - "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I Taught Your Boyfriend Camisole - "I taught your boyfriend that thing you like". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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I Taught Your Girlfriend T-Shirt - "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I Taught Your Girlfriend Camisole - "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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Poly, Bi & Kinky T-Shirt - "I'm poly, bi, and kinky and I still won't sleep with you". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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Poly, Bi & Kinky Spaghetti Tank - "I'm poly, bi, and kinky and I still won't sleep with you". Available in banana, light pink, black, and sky - $18.00
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Boundaries T-Shirt - "Everyone has boundaries, that's why we have lube". Available in brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I (Heart) More Than One - available in royal blue, bright green, brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I (Heart) My Geek Partners Gender- and relationship category-neutral - available in royal blue, bright green, brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I (Heart) My Geek Girlfriends - available in royal blue, bright green, brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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I (Heart) My Geek Boyfriends - available in royal blue, bright green, brown, khaki, black, ash, red, navy - $15.00
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